Slaps the top of the pizza box. This bad boy can fit so many dick in it.
Mods: I approve of this message.
Also: Hey, I know I ordered this pizza to my house and there is enough money laying around for me to pay for this, but can I just suck your dick to not pay for it?
Okay. I’m done.
Dick on pizza>pineapple on pizza
mods are gay xd
"It's my dick in a box...
My dick in box giiiiirl"
that must be some tasty ding-dong
At least it’s not pineapple