I have 2 overdue assignments, an upcoming midterm, and surgery in 2 days. Please destroy me.

I have 2 overdue assignments, an upcoming midterm, and surgery in 2 days. Please destroy me.

You can't call them a surgeon when they use a coat hanger....

Cutting your wrists isn't considered surgery

You look like the type of girl who would spit after a blowjob and try to use it to get yourself pregnant.

What surgery? Are you reversing the sex change?

Surgery/abortion... the double nose piercings were enough to see that you make horrible decisions. You should at least attach some handlebars for all the men that ride your face

I think in your case we can just call them "teeth"

Technically, abortion is surgery... but then again you'll do anything to get out of a test.

Hope your facial reconstruction surgery goes well.

Your eyebrows are more segregated than 1950s America.

You look soo distinctively average that roasting you is proving the toughest of challenges....

I'd like to destroy you but someone did a damn good job on your face already.

With that much eyeliner, your eyes are blacker than an abused wife's