ChoosingBeggars

Where’s your Christmas spirit?!

Where’s your Christmas spirit?!

It’s funny how they always say the drawings are shit at the end. If so, then why is he reaching out to the artist to begin with? Lol

You are underselling yourself. 12 dollars for three hours of work is really cheap.

Dude I don't even need a logo but for those prices I feel like I should hire you anyway. Way too low.

Who the fuck can’t afford a $12 drawing anyway.

Also 1000 subs is diddly fucking squat for YouTube.

Friendship is priceless..

Friendship is priceless..

This is actually pretty good

Smooth

I can imagine that being his only way of finding friends

Not wrong

UPDATE:Husband of wife who demanded to take my brand new console is pressurising me to give in

UPDATE:Husband of wife who demanded to take my brand new console is pressurising me to give in

RESPOND PROMPT

When will you tell them to go fuck themselves?

RESPOND PROMPT

I love this sub, but don't understand why so many people don't just call them a greedy cunt and to fuck all the way off.

Can you link original post? Im kindda lost here

This mouse fueled my hatred for choosing beggars at a very young age

This mouse fueled my hatred for choosing beggars at a very young age

I had a dude hit on me at a coffee shop using that story and buying me a piece of pie. He asked if I knew the story, I said “No,” and he proceeded to explain it to me. He said “You’re the mouse, and this pie is the cookie, and if I give you the cookie maybe you’ll want my number too?” (I’m paraphrasing as this was 20 years ago). I had a boyfriend whom I was going down to NYC to see that weekend. Obviously I didn’t give him my number. And he was kind of mean about it, too, said “Enjoy your pie, bitch.” And now I won’t ever read that stupid story to my kid.

Definitely the weirdest pick up line I’ve ever gotten. Not the worst, but the most creative.

For those who don't know. This is the story. "A boy gives a cookie to a mouse. The mouse asks for a glass of milk. He then requests a straw (to drink the milk), a mirror (to avoid a milk mustache), nail scissors (to trim his hair in the mirror), and a broom (to sweep up his hair trimmings). Next he wants to take a nap, have a story read to him, draw a picture, and hang the drawing on the refrigerator. Looking at the refrigerator makes him thirsty, so the mouse asks for a glass of milk. The circle is complete when he wants a cookie to go with it. "

Enjoy your upvote, bitch.

Wtf. What a dick

We lost her free flat business at our tire store!

We lost her free flat business at our tire store!

Backstory, we operate tire retail stores. We do not do free flats for all women anymore because husbands were sending their wives to the store in the man's work trucks trying to get free flats. We do give free flats to ongoing customers , but she has never bought tires from us and has only brought tires in for flats/rotates.

Wait. Is this why I don't get charged when I get a flat patched? I always thought they were just being extremely charitable. I teared up thanking the dude at the desk when he said no charge when I was stranded with a completely flat tire. Now I feel like an asshole.

Exactly. We do free flats for anyone who buys tires from us or is a regular customer, and generally also if it is their first visit ever to us. Or sometimes even if they are just NICE. It is amazing what being nice will get you!

They get their rims elsewhere

This exchange never fails to make me giggle

This exchange never fails to make me giggle

My dad would pull that shit on me when I asked for money as a kid.

me:Hey dad, can I have $20 to go see a movie? dad: I'll give you $15

me: Well I need $20 because the movie costs $12 and round trip bus tickets are $5, so --

dad: $14

me: But dad wait I really need --

dad: $13

me: No dad, I need

dad: $12

me: Nooo please, I'll take $15

dad: $11

me: Agashdwefjkwc roiwur fine!

"200 is okay" sounds like a Jedi Mind Trick.

Round up 10 and take the slightly lower offer ; lifehack.

300 is perfect

please :p

This guy wants me to PAY him to take my stuff

This guy wants me to PAY him to take my stuff

This is high quality confusion

I really need to see what he said afterwards.

Edit: OP replied

https://www.reddit.com/sub/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a7f3kf/this_guy_wants_me_to_pay_him_to_take_m...

He thinks you’re looking for e-waste removal?

Reverse uno

Gave a kid in my neighborhood a Nintendo 3ds and Wii for free but his mom wants my switch too

Gave a kid in my neighborhood a Nintendo 3ds and Wii for free but his mom wants my switch too

https://imgur.com/a/IRWJSRu

She just expects you to give her all of your new devices? Next thing you know she’s gonna expect you deliver her your TV.. damn

What makes her think you will give her a brand new console? Are you fucking her or something?

I would block the mom but continue to demonstrate what a kind citizen looks like, to the kid. You know he’s not getting exposed to anything besides cunty behavior in his house.

“Drive it over by tomorrow” Demanding as if it’s hers, I’d tell her off right then and there.

She's dealt with CB's before...

She's dealt with CB's before...

I always meet ppl in a parking lot with an atm and convenience store for this very reason. Need more cash? Atm right there. Need change? Buy a pack of gum. I'm not a storefront with a register.

Edit: sliver? Not free gold? NEXT!

Srsly, thx kind stranger

I'm so gilded I feel like Midas. Thx for freebies!

Wait, no platinum?

K thx for the platinum... But does anyone have any Californium? I told my kids I got them Californium for Xmas...

One more for the haters who can't see the humour in the multiple edits... I already have a silver, I NEED CALIFORNIUM CAN'T YOU READ!!!? NEXT!

The last thing I always say to them in the text is "if you show up with one cent less than what we agreed on here you will be leaving without the item." I've literally had people to tell me to forget the whole thing due to this.

Edit: "Quote for clarity"

I've had grown men melt down and cancel deals; because I said I wanted to meet somewhere public, during daylight.

Edit- I believe this is where I'm supposed to point out that this is now my most upvoted anything. Thanks yall!

I had a guy do this to me not long ago. Selling a double jet ski floating dock. Purchased it for $1,800. Asking was $800 and I let him talk me down to $600 if he would pick it up on a certain date. He showed up with $300 and said “Well it have to get rid of it..” Nope. It would have been nice to get the money that day, but I waited a week and got $800 for it.

I ruined someone's christmas. WTF !!

I ruined someone's christmas. WTF !!
I ruined someone's christmas. WTF !!

This feels off.

“I’m broke”

“I’m broke too”

“Ur so rude!”

What the fuck!!!

/sub/badfaketexts

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