MURICA

Time to leave reddit 🇺🇸

Time to leave reddit 🇺🇸

Well now you've gone and ruined it by posting

It’s what the founding fathers would’ve wanted

You’ve just been born and Now your account is full American! Only good things from here.

I can’t in good conscience upvote you, but I want to soooo bad.

Rest peacefully, 41.

Rest peacefully, 41.

Did he fight in WWII?

Besides that fact that this is sad on it's own, I just got sad thinking about how short of a time we have left with the remaining WWII vets. They're some of the best people I've ever met.

Americans with Disabilities Act, Civil Rights act of 1991, Clean Air Act, Immigration Act, increased spending on education and child care.

He was a good president (coming from a lifelong Democrat), seemed like a good father and husband. He loves his country, fought for his country, and served his country. A great patriot. Rest in peace.

Requesting reinforcements to the r/historymemes theater of war

Requesting reinforcements to the r/historymemes theater of war

Alexa play the Star Spangled Banner (earrape)

We kicked their ass in World War II, and we can do it again!

The redcoats?

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Yep. Checks out. Down with England!

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The unit of measuring is called freedom

The unit of measuring is called freedom

Burma and Liberia......

And the UK uses both. Which is ten times as fucky. I remember last time I was there our driver kept talking in miles/hour while saying how many km where left or vice versa and it was confusing as shit.

I'd give up inches/feet/miles in a heartbeat, but Fahrenheit is great.

Zero - damn cold

One hundred - damn hot

Yeah, we sorta use both in Canada too. Partially because we only went metric like 40 years ago, and a lot of people still alive grew up on imperial, and also because the US is our largest trading partner. We buy and sell a lot of building supplies with you guys, and we work together on projects where we need to share blueprints etc. So, our construction industries still use inches for everything.

Most Canadians when asked how tall they are will give an answer in feet and inches, and how much they weigh will be in pounds.

Can’t deny the truth

Can’t deny the truth

America: Lands on Mars

Rest of the World: This was a worldwide effort

America: Lands on moon

Decades later

Some French Bastard: It was a worldwide effort

ThE MOon lAndInG wAS a WoRlD WiDe EFfOrT.

Challenge accepted

Betsy Ross flag I donated to a charity auction.

Betsy Ross flag I donated to a charity auction.

That flag looks like it's been hammered, but still beautiful!

Stupid pun. Many historical flags have a lot of damage (they've been hammered by elements, disasters, enemy fire, etc.) but this one looks like a hammer would have literally been involved in its creation.

Hammered?

What’s that converted to freedom units?

At exactly 11:11 a.m. every Veteran’s Day (Nov. 11), the sun aligns perfectly with the Anthem Veteran’s Memorial in Arizona to shine through the ellipses of the five marble pillars representing each branch of the Armed Forces, illuminating The Great Seal of the United States.

At exactly 11:11 a.m. every Veteran’s Day (Nov. 11), the sun aligns perfectly with the Anthem Veteran’s Memorial in Arizona to shine through the ellipses of the five marble pillars representing each branch of the Armed Forces, illuminating The Great Seal of the United States.
This comes up every year. The emblem is already on the ground, the pillars just have regular holes in them and it's just sunlight coming through illuminating the emblem.

Here's what it looks like https://imgur.com/1fju5ei

This comes up every year. The emblem is already on the ground, the pillars just have regular holes in them and it's just sunlight coming through illuminating the emblem.

Here's what it looks like

That makes a LOT more sense..

Its sort of implied that theres a series of colored glass panes that combine their projections on this specific time

Edit: stop replying with "no it isn't" i dont care

I feel like this wouldn’t happen like this every year, if you take into account leap years.

Edit: Apparently leap years do make a difference on the alignment. From Wikipedia: on leap years, the alignment can happen the day before and/or the day after November 11th.

American Arrogance

American Arrogance

harbor

Got ' em

Let's also not forget they spelled "jail" as "gaol" until us illiterate Americans had the audacity to change it to "jail".

Huh I thought they spelled jail as "Australia"

They also really hate the French, but spell "favourite," "colour," and several other words the French way.

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Hearing any Brit refer to "hospital" and not "the hospital" nearly gives me an aneurysm. As does "The administration were unhappy."

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Edit: For fuck's sake, stop telling me "That isn't the French way, you ignorant American!" It's a joke. You don't need to take it so damn seriously. As I told someone else in another comment, it's a joke based off of needless letters in the French language (like chateau... why not just have an "o" there?). That itself is a joke based off of the American perception of the French language. You don't need to tell me English has plenty of useless letters also. I know that. I speak it.

God Damned Commies

God Damned Commies

FN FAL Not Glorious M4

Commies and Nazis both do it, and I ain't fond of either

Watch it partner, them there are fighting words

I THINK YOU MEAN DAMN COMMIES I AM AN AMERICAN ROBOT AND THIS ACTION WAS PERFORMED FREELY

Today, "Your Country" became "My Country"

Today, "Your Country" became "My Country"

Welcome bro! Grab a gun and a beer. Or don't. It's America!

Nah. It’s our country now.

No it’s our country now. Congratulations best of luck!

Best description of America yet

Try one of these subthreads