Well now you've gone and ruined it by posting
It’s what the founding fathers would’ve wanted
You’ve just been born and Now your account is full American! Only good things from here.
I can’t in good conscience upvote you, but I want to soooo bad.
Did he fight in WWII?
Besides that fact that this is sad on it's own, I just got sad thinking about how short of a time we have left with the remaining WWII vets. They're some of the best people I've ever met.
Americans with Disabilities Act, Civil Rights act of 1991, Clean Air Act, Immigration Act, increased spending on education and child care.
He was a good president (coming from a lifelong Democrat), seemed like a good father and husband. He loves his country, fought for his country, and served his country. A great patriot. Rest in peace.
Alexa play the Star Spangled Banner (earrape)
We kicked their ass in World War II, and we can do it again!
Yep. Checks out. Down with England!
Now playing: .
Burma and Liberia......
And the UK uses both. Which is ten times as fucky. I remember last time I was there our driver kept talking in miles/hour while saying how many km where left or vice versa and it was confusing as shit.
I'd give up inches/feet/miles in a heartbeat, but Fahrenheit is great.
Zero - damn cold
One hundred - damn hot
Yeah, we sorta use both in Canada too. Partially because we only went metric like 40 years ago, and a lot of people still alive grew up on imperial, and also because the US is our largest trading partner. We buy and sell a lot of building supplies with you guys, and we work together on projects where we need to share blueprints etc. So, our construction industries still use inches for everything.
Most Canadians when asked how tall they are will give an answer in feet and inches, and how much they weigh will be in pounds.
America: Lands on Mars
Rest of the World: This was a worldwide effort
America: Lands on moon
Some French Bastard: It was a worldwide effort
ThE MOon lAndInG wAS a WoRlD WiDe EFfOrT.
That flag looks like it's been hammered, but still beautiful!
Stupid pun. Many historical flags have a lot of damage (they've been hammered by elements, disasters, enemy fire, etc.) but this one looks like a hammer would have literally been involved in its creation.
What’s that converted to freedom units?
This comes up every year. The emblem is already on the ground, the pillars just have regular holes in them and it's just sunlight coming through illuminating the emblem.
Here's what it looks like
That makes a LOT more sense..
Its sort of implied that theres a series of colored glass panes that combine their projections on this specific time
Edit: stop replying with "no it isn't" i dont care
I feel like this wouldn’t happen like this every year, if you take into account leap years.
Edit: Apparently leap years do make a difference on the alignment. From Wikipedia: on leap years, the alignment can happen the day before and/or the day after November 11th.
Got ' em
Let's also not forget they spelled "jail" as "gaol" until us illiterate Americans had the audacity to change it to "jail".
Huh I thought they spelled jail as "Australia"
They also really hate the French, but spell "favourite," "colour," and several other words the French way.
Hearing any Brit refer to "hospital" and not "the hospital" nearly gives me an aneurysm. As does "The administration were unhappy."
Edit: For fuck's sake, stop telling me "That isn't the French way, you ignorant American!" It's a joke. You don't need to take it so damn seriously. As I told someone else in another comment, it's a joke based off of needless letters in the French language (like chateau... why not just have an "o" there?). That itself is a joke based off of the American perception of the French language. You don't need to tell me English has plenty of useless letters also. I know that. I speak it.
FN FAL Not Glorious M4
Commies and Nazis both do it, and I ain't fond of either
Watch it partner, them there are fighting words
I THINK YOU MEAN DAMN COMMIES I AM AN AMERICAN ROBOT AND THIS ACTION WAS PERFORMED FREELY
Welcome bro! Grab a gun and a beer. Or don't. It's America!
Nah. It’s our country now.
No it’s our country now. Congratulations best of luck!
Best description of America yet