ProgrammerHumor

I hope it wasn't posted here before

I hope it wasn't posted here before

Normal user vs sudo

It’s higher elevation, too

Run as root, for you Linux fellas

poor snek

poor snek

This is why there is a huge push to move over to python3.

RemindMe! 3 years ”Rip snek :(”

Eminem / age Hmmmmmmmmmm

Which means we'll never need a Python 4. The world ends 19 January 2038.

The pains of CSS

The pains of CSS

Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?

y 😑 es

css

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Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.

Looks like the nose was set to absolute positioning

when you reuse existing code for a new project to save time.

when you reuse existing code for a new project to save time.

My boss at my new job thinks I'm fast as fuck. I literally have spent my first three weeks repurposing code I've written for other gigs.

That’s going to bite you back in few weeks. And you’re probably not even legally allowed to use the code you’ve written before.

My bet is Segmentation fault (core dumped)

It won't and I am. My former employer told me I could keep my old code. It's mostly operational stuff. Lambda functions I've written and what not.

Found on a college instructors bulletin board

Found on a college instructors bulletin board

We call those smaller pants 'underwear'

The right one.

But it would have smaller pants inside of its pant, no?

Obviously the left is correct, since every node is itself a binary tree wearing pants.

Breakpoints every where !

Breakpoints every where !

Now dare to remove the white bear. The other two will stop working.

This is glorious, where is it from?

I'm sure one will turn red. Or into a teddy lol.

The show is “we bare bears”

Pretty sure it’s on Cartoon Network

Graduated with a Computer Engineering Degree Today

Graduated with a Computer Engineering Degree Today

Congratulations! Now stop using force pushes.

Congrats! Welcome to our world of accidentally pushing everything to master on fridays.

On a scale of 1 to OutOfMemoryException how full is your inbox right now?

and this is why you need server side commit hooks to block force pushes on important branches like master, develop, etc.

We all know one

We all know one

How else are people gonna know you use Arch Linux, Vim, Python, Bash ...

Laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos

Its free real estate!

Programmer : slaps back of laptop

Everything is a object!

Everything is a object!

Dear God why is it plural.

Should have been Woman[] women

No, the Woman class should be a private static child class of Man, and implement the Property Interface. This way the father may trade the woman to another Man using the normal bartering frameworks.

Probably the only way you could get one.

Making memes on your phone

Making memes on your phone

Dark mode should be the basic mode.

Idk... I made an app in dark mode and now I can’t see the text :|

I think both? Text colour probably stayed black..

Well -- poor app or wrong theme ?

Try one of these subthreads