Wellthatsucks

He done played himself

He done played himself

This is my rationale for why I drink too much

/sub/lostredditors

Maybe you should cross post it there

Looool

Always test the water before swimming

Honestly though: crocodiles and alligators are the scariest creatures on the planet... Think about it. It's proven that sharks, while terrifying, normally take a bite then leave mistaking you for a seal. But these Crocs and Gators get just as big and don't care what you taste like, they will east you whole.

I'm never leaving my house again.

Archer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH2HN1JNzOM

So that’s what happens to my resumes

Feels like I'm at work. /sub/bettereveryloop

More like a resume for dude perfect!

/sub/perfectloop

The only proper way to get rid of Word documents.

An equal and opposite reaction

I was in the parking lot when this happened. The company I used to work for had a shop in the same building, and we shared a parking lot with these guys. They were a bunch of jabronis.

/sub/idiotsfightingthings

That vehicle was built to drive into and withstand a tornado, clearly no match for a baseball bat.

He realised that,after he hit himself....

Going for a celebration knee slide at the end of a race.

Going for a celebration knee slide at the end of a race.

Tries to make country proud

Puts two national flags in the mud

Broken knee caps are temporary. Glory is forever.

A "W" is a "W". Face plants aren't on the Stat sheet

The banner holder on the right is the best. "I should keep hold... eh I guess that's good enough"

Wake up.

Wake up.

I see problems in this relationship

And now you have a shit stain on your passenger seat.

Did that once and the wife wasn’t pleased. Solid couple years to mention the “incident” and get a chuckle from her.

Do this to me and we fightin

Failed attempt to protest by blocking traffic with bikes.

Failed attempt to protest by blocking traffic with bikes.

He’s got a schedule to keep bruh

/sub/bitchimabus

When they are not already 30 min late

Where those eBikes? Flaming wreckage, damn!!

Third wheel

Stables of the rich and famous?

It's a showroom for high-end horses not a normal stable.

This is Heilan Equestrian Club. Owned by the 50th richest man in China. He has more than 500 horses.

high-end horses

Wow. What a concept.

I hope they get along...

I hope they get along...

What if it was the same apartment...

Plot twist

My Finnish friend who visited the US said "America is a country of opposing viewpoints and lifestyles. There's no way that could work in Finland, but it seems to work there". This was 1999.

Do I smell a sitcom?

In theory it was flawless

In theory it was flawless

I just noticed the dog lol

/sub/bettereveryloop

how that girl at the end just plops down is hilarious

"hey Sanka... You dead?"

"Yah, Mon."

So many wedgies

Try one of these subthreads