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From experience, it do be like that

From experience, it do be like that

I just quit my job, my boss was a manipulative and micro aggressive douche bag.

Mine was a racist and wouldn't shut up about how all Mexicans are rapists or drug dealers

Holy shit, you worked in the White House?

I got out about a year after I should’ve. Started to get resentful and spiteful. Definitely damaged a few relationships before leaving that could’ve been avoided.

Top 10 anime burns of all time

Top 10 anime burns of all time

The L in Lasagna stands for Lame.

Now I want spaghetti.

Now I want lasagna.

.> Touchè

People can be pretty stupid

People can be pretty stupid

Turns out Brandon is the joke

not a documentary? bad movie, 0 thumbs

I think (playing devil’s advocate here) what he’s saying is, rather than design a shark with CGI animation unique to Aquaman has a film, they cheaped out and cropped a free Getty image. That’s just my take on it though.

Yeah it would be deadass if the still had the watermarks

But they paid to use it and that's what they're for

But somehow you figure it out anyway

But somehow you figure it out anyway

Go Johnny Go Go Go Go

Similarly awkward situation, when you are the only one of 7 to know how the game is played, and they talk over you while you try to explain it.

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You coward

You coward

What do you mean with, "it's not labeled as Christmas Movie"???

What's wrong with you Netflix??

Weird, I always thought Netflix was a black guy.

danny devito

danny devito

Who's the guy the terminator wanted in terminator 1? Oh Danny Devito!

Danny Devito

I want Danny Devito to play batman

This Christmas season, the seven dwarfs are on a rampage. Who will set them straight?

They’re just... there

They’re just... there

Dollar store sells them

these things were the best!! every day i would grab 4... and magically they were back!

I got some from a furniture store recently.

I bought some from my grandma.

Biggest scam

Biggest scam

My beef with it is that you have to keep paying it for years. I understand that my dog will likely accelerate the owner having to replace the wood floors/carpet, but that extra fee should end after year 1.

Wanna trade?

Literally

Cat: Sleeps 68 hours a day. Weighs approximately 10 lbs. Sometimes meows at nothing.

Children: Flush toys down the toilet. Draw on walls. Broke the bathroom door hinges and the knob off the hall closet during a pillow fight.

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