She even gives a little clap when he’s done
More proof that rap is just talking really fast.
Can confirm, have no rhythm.
Auctioneers are the best rappers.
Is this what sperm feel like when they’re trapped in a condom?
I’m not one to kink shame, but this is weird. Lol
Made me laugh out loud
Step 2. Wait
Wait, why was the tree necessary again?
Genuinely thought this was Prince William and Kate for a moment.
Photoshop motion blur filter at work. At least make an effort and use the path blur with rear sync setting as this is a studio shot.
You must be fun at parties.
Do you have a source? I’d love to see it.
Das a win ya?
I love the look on the white cat's face. "Son of a bitch"
Smart girl, just noped
Just left her hanging.
Ohh...Portia might not like that...okay, good
Not her type
kavanaugh had a tough week huh.
I like beer!!
The world needs more Terry Crewses
What do you mean "we"? This is all on you.
You know what they say once you go black you gonna need a wheelchair
Preserved how? Like cryogenically? Should we pickle him? Maybe salt?
Interesting. Now that this plant is completely legal in Canada, the humour of this meme has lost it's edginess.
If someone in Canada saw this, they might say: "Oh, well clearly you planted the wrong kind of seed. Here, let me give you the proper seed for a tomato plant. Honest mistake."
I wish Canadian legislators had considered the effect of their legislation on harmless memes before rushing this legislation through.
That is one healthy and beautiful tomato plant!
That’s cause those are the tops of carrots
Will always work as a meme here in the UK.
And somehow it gains enough kinetic force to end 3 desk away
in the words of the immortal Rowan Atkinson;
'Life without you, is like a broken pencil........ pointless"
Teacher: Quit making noise!
will never understand how
The clear choice in the end
With transparent pricing
Clearly, you saw right through that one.