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i wonder why the tide is so low

i wonder why the tide is so low

Surfer: Check out this monster wave that just showed up-

gets drenched by tsunami

I hope everyone was okay. These waves can hurt or knock people into stuff if they aren't ready. And riptide on big waves can be even more dangerous.

The guy with the pink to black shorts knew what was about to happen and noped to safety with his girl.

Tip: if the tide rolls back, YOU roll back.

2 fast & furious wanna be punks tailgate a family then speed past & brake check them. One punk gets out to attack the dad & dad puts on a barn burner for our enjoyment

2 fast & furious wanna be punks tailgate a family then speed past & brake check them. One punk ge...

Haha best part is the wife saying "stop beating his ass, let's go"

you'd think that common sense would kick in at some point and the punk would say to himself , "okay I just cut off and cornered a man whose with his wife & kid, there's a good chance he will fight to the death to protect his family I better get back in my car and save myself from getting the brakes beat off me."

He looked pissed off that the guy hurt his knuckles with his face several times repeatedly.

Dad bod hits like a train

Pranking package thieves with over-engineered glitter/stink bomb.

Pranking package thieves with over-engineered glitter/stink bomb.
Pranking package thieves with over-engineered glitter/stink bomb.

I wish he didn't censor their faces though. The world should know what kind of shit stains they really are.

I just love the indignant toss in the trash, like SHE was wronged or something.

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Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

The man’s a genius. Totally shocked by how many people just casually steal parcels left on a porch though...

Dude could probably sell these things...

It's funny how pissed off the people get, like... sorry but last I checked, weren't you the asshole who just stole someone's package in the first place? Karma's a bitch and this guy's a genius.

Should've made it spray paint. Or animal blood.

This dogs first interaction with a caterpillar

This dogs first interaction with a caterpillar

Holy shit, the speed and utter I don't give a shit 180° is amazing.

Edit: AYYY thank you whoever gave me gold! First gold I've ever gotten!

There are caterpillars that have spines that have a toxin that makes it feel like someone poured acid on your skin. So, just be careful. Especially with some of the furrier caterpillars. Just touching some can be enough. I heard a story from someone who had one drop out of tree and hit her face and arm on the way down, and she said that’s what it felt like, that someone had put acid on her, she still had some scars on her cheek and forearm.

Edit: Since this is getting attention.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/amp/8-of-the-cutest-toxic-...

Trying to fly away. This is the moment archaeologist in the future will point to when asking what caused dogs to evolve wings.

Yeah those fuckers can even blind you, and God forbid you're allergic to them.

Mr bus driver gives no shits to the rioters

Mr bus driver gives no shits to the rioters

Someone buy that bus driver a beer for me, please. Hurry up

/sub/bitchimabus

So idiotic to do this. These guys can’t do shit about the situation and are probably just as mad as the rioters. Whoever thought it was a good idea to roadblock a random street with bikes and cause annoyance towards normal people should probably consider if they’re in this to make a change, or cause trouble.

Doing the Lord's work. Fuck those guys

Russian roulette with your cheating friend.

Russian roulette with your cheating friend.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, the Best VR experience ever.

If you watch somewhat closely, they make the only bullet drop out of the gun at the beginning.

https://youtu.be/vqGUetZiDAA

Much better with sound

Ahhh I want sound!

Sleepy London woman snuggles up to total stranger

Years ago, I was on a long bus ride across Texas. I woke up at one of our rest stops a few hours later with my head on the shoulder of the lady next to me. She was the sweetest old black lady. I apologized profusely and she chuckled and said, "That's okay, baby, I have 5 grandkids."

That was kind of adorable

That's a nice story. What a kind lady.

Flew across the Pacific and had a huuuge dude sit next to me. The airplane cabin was cold AF, so at some point I snuggled up to the warm mass while sleeping. I drooled allover his tiddy and he drooled allover my hoodie, a gentlemanly nod when we landed, and we parted ways.

In the name of the .. oops!

That face says it all

"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the HOLY SH-!"

Father Butterfingers baptizing little Slippy McGee went about as well as you’d expect

He must’ve felt like complete shit for that

Who's Scared Now?

Who's Scared Now?

I’ve seen this a few times, but always laugh when I see it. The dude was so quick to react and it was so perfect.

You can almost see the train of thought from the guy, “haha he fell down....ohh shit think he is not okay.....how many years will I do for this?”

Ya same here. The lady walking by (if shes a manger) must have re-thought this whole idea

Edit: *manager

Was working as a scarer at Fright Fest, and this exact thing happened to me: I scared a guy and he proceeded to have a seizure. Thank god he was ok, but at that moment I was 100% certain I was going to jail

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