He have more life that you!
"Hey Joel, guess what device I'm using to make this call"
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
"Who is this?" "What, don't you have caller id?"
Worst sex robot ever
Reverse Turing Test?
But he might just be the best 😉
You think that's bad? Those T-14 tanks were made of cardboard built around a guy on a bicycle. Those pesky red bastards.
you did well, my child
This is why you creep up from behind and chloroform them the old fashioned way.
Plot twist - they still shagged.
Them blokes was LITERALLY pyrin' the door off me car, and I was goin' mental laughin' at 'em for it, coz me wasn't even speedin' or noffin'.
Even they are no match for the child safety lock
Ali G InDaHouse reference by chance? Saw that movie last night
Holy shit we're at a time in history where I can reference a poorly-reviewed thing from more than 10 years ago, and there'll still be somebody around who not only sees my comment, but knows exactly what I'm talkin' about! I'm 48 years old. When I was a mad young lad, it was a miracle if a whole group agreed on a numeric code for quick messaging via pagers. What a fookin' time to be alive m8!
For every Brian Best there should be one Brian Worst, perfectly balanced...
As all things should be...
Whoa! We all know that lil sociopath is gonna rise to the top of the corporate ladder one day!
he'll boast about this when he grows up.
Im in me mums car. Broom broom.
if that tweet is real i demand a link to the source, i have to see that with my own eyes.
Not real, sadly :(
Who tried to upvote the picture on the picture too?
but its definetly a thing elon would post
Angry mob is in the other room sir
This is conference room 304A, you’re looking for 304C, two doors down
Grant Wood, the artist who painted American Gothic, is from Iowa. Maybe this guy was just cosplaying as the farmer with a pitchfork in that painting?
No torch? Fuckin casual.
There isn't even a wage inequality on YouTube
Ok but.... she is a crybaby.
There’s no wage inequality for women. In fact several peer reviewed studies have shown for the same career with the same level of experience women are actually paid more.
This comment section does not reflect how reddit would normally respond lmao