The BBQ claws are a nice touch.
Just for fun, here's what he was charged with:
Possession for the purpose of Trafficking X5
Unauthorized Possession of a firearm X4
Possession of a weapon dangerous to public X7
Possess firearm/ammo contrary to prohibition X21
Possession of stolen property over $5000
Possession of stolen property under $5000 X6
Possession of break in tools
Breach probation X8
Possess ID documents X4
I actually own a set of those bear claw things, I got them as a gift for shredding pulled pork and stuff lmao
Two pair of them even
Gotta love crappy knives in expensive cases
It's half cross, half shuriken. With it you have the power of god and anime on your side.
"When I'm not allowed a gun but I want to look badass with a pro case"
How does one use the top left... erm, thing? The one that seems to have sharp edges at all ends.
THE POWER OF CHRIST IMPALES YOU!!
How the hell are you supposed to reload the second fucker underneath the first one ? How do you manage recoil ? Who do you expect to stab with something's heavier than a washing machine ? Whyyyyyy
The weight of all of the random shit negates the recoil, duhh
Even the flashlight has tiny bayonets kindof.
.....I want one
random shit weaponised stabiliser rods.
I think it's literally just an itty-bitty flail. Perfect for your baby crusader!
It's a weapon of last resort. You know, if all else flails.
That would actually be a lethal blow though. Imagine actually recording yourself in a pretentious outfit on a beach with a rig that mounts coconuts for you to smash.
Looks like a the weapon he is using could be a Monkey's Fist
Most people I know post deep qoutes about friendship and in a background a pic of wannabe gangsters/mafia holding guns and baseball bats. Examples are: ''For true friends I could kill someone", "If they send one of your guys to the hospital, send 10 of them to the morgue". And people who share these are 13 year olds. At least it's not a minion post where minion says: "I did a pushup today, I need a cup cake"
A cry for help.
I feel like these memes are mall ninja as shit but also not mall ninja... I need a better term for this shit. Anyone have something they call these?
Not this meme specifically obviously the ones it is making fun of.
But I did do a push up today, and I do need a cupcake.
It's not my fault that there's no better way to express this fact than a totally unrelated picture of a minion.
A man who has both a belt and suspenders is suspicious of everything. He doesn't even trust his own pants.
This is at least 50% better because that is definitely a mall food court
That's some grade a grandpa wisdom right there. Like I can legitimately imagine the grandfather from Hey Arnold saying this very solemnly.
You know that guy practices pulling that knife out in front of the mirror and saying something he thinks sounds badass like a fatter, shittier version of taxi driver
This is acceptable
He don't pay bill,
But most importantly..
clan elders huddled around scroll in heated debate
"Rules don't say a dog can't train ninjutsu!"
Air Bud: Caninja Chronicles, coming to blu-ray this fall.
Ah, the Great Grey Wolf Sif. Who's a good boy?? Yes you are, Sif.
How many times will this be reposted with different captions from people claiming to be the OP
"That’s his concealed carry outfit" - /u/Cyberus01
We can only do our part and downvote...
I do not approve of my photo being posted
Holy shit only 15$? fuck yeah I would buy that.
Are you implying I strike my pillow waifu??? 😤
She had a black eye when I saw her the other day, you bastard 😡
Actually it's $15. I imagine the blade would shatter if you tried to hit something harder than a pillow.
Not gonna lie, the rainbow throwing daggers would be nice to just display on a desk or something.
I actually think the red one looks nice.
I mean, they look pretty neat. For display, anyway.
Maybe use as a letter opener