He just grows a beard to look older.
I agree he does but he looks like he aged like 5-6. not 20
Starring Jeff Goldblum as The Grandmaster!
If this was an official DVD/blu-ray release (with a different back image of course) I'd actually buy it.
I'd buy two.
Somehow I always forget that Jeff fucking Goldblum has made an MCU appearance...
Wait, why is Groot just hugging the air?
Bautista has nothing to complain about....
He took an otherwise boring character and made legend.
"Anyways, I hope all of you nazi.enabling fuckers go to hell. Where's to Cars Land?""
Lol at that reply
He got what they all wish to hear: “I like him.”
Even though Michael Keaton’s Vulture didn’t have any superpowers, he was still the most intimidating and terrifying villain in the MCU.
A dude in a car with a gun managed to be way more intimidating than Ronan the Accuser wielding an infinity stone.
SCENARIO ANALYSIS: Ant Man going into Thanos' ass and growing bigScenario 1: Thanos expects Ant Man in his ass and prevents it
If Thanos catches wind of such a plan, it's fairly likely he stops it before it ever begins. Given that the infinity gauntlet is in Thanos' possession, there are a plethora of different ways he can destroy Ant Man and thus destroy the plan.
End result: Ant Man is killed and never enters Thanos' assScenario 2: Thanos expects Ant Man in his ass but doesn't manage to prevent him entering
I'm assuming there was a struggle, Thanos tried to prevent it, but Ant Man actually managed to pull if off and get inside; (as oppose to Thanos just casually letting Ant Man inside of him). Once inside of Thanos, all Ant Man needs to do is expand and the outward force should blow Thanos apart.
However, Thanos could easily use the Power Stone to increase the strength of his anus and large intestine, thus stopping Ant Man from enlarging. I suspect there would be an initial struggle between the outward force of Ant Man growing big and the inward force of Thanos' body, which eventually ends in Ant Man being crushed inside of Thanos; or being forced to escape Thanos' ass.
If Ant Man is forced to escape, we simply have Ant Man vs. an Angry Thanos, which ends up just like scenario 1 - Ant Man's death.
End result: Ant Man is killedScenario 3: Thanos DOESN'T expect Ant Man in his ass
This may seem like a trivial difference, but has huge implications. On one hand, Ant Man completely catches Thanos off guard and as a result, Thanos has no time to react, so Ant Man grows big and kills Thanos.
However, I suspect it's possible that the Soul Stone may alert Thanos that Ant Man is inside of him and we have a repeat of scenario 2.
End result: Ant Man potentially kills Thanos by entering his ass and growing big OR Ant Man is killed after he enters Thanos' ass
Given that most scenarios of Ant Man entering Thanos' ass and trying to grow big, inevitably end with Ant Man's death, it's my opinion that it won't happen in Avengers 4.
Man, I had been getting so sick of these "Ant-Man should just expand inside of Thanos's ass" jokes and then you go and post something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM THE JOKE!
Seriously, I just read the sentence "as opposed to Thanos just casually letting Ant-Man inside of him," in this the year of our Thor 2018 and I am so much better off for it. Bless this post. Bless us all!
Very astute analysis of this anal scenario, you've assessed many points and there aren't holes in your theories. Pretty much plugged up the whole thing.
I think this is a false scenario in the sense that we are assuming Ant-man enlarging his size would damage Thanos.
Wouldn't Ant-man simply implode instead? We see in Infinity War that Thanos is incredibly tough; even taking hard, rocket-powered metal to his bare skin with only a scratch to show for it. When Lang grows big, it seems he becomes stronger too yes, but only proportionally. It appears that, for example, a knife would be able to pierce his skin like a normal human, and that he isn't gaining any sort of super-strength or durability.
Therefore I think Ant-man attempting this would cause him to implode is spectacular fashion, with only minimal damage to Thanos. Alternatively, changing size would propel him outward with tremendous force - possibly a viable tactic for a quick escape?
I'm glad you included these scenarios in your "anal"-ysis as I feel they are not considered often.
Can we please get this post to the top of the front page? It deserves to be upvoted into the heavens.
Tony: Sometimes i want to punch your perfect teeth.
Steve: Go ahead, my father can fix them for free lol.
Edit: My karma got from 1.700 to 2.500 because of this. Thanks for all the upvotes!
If thats the case then it explains that dudes teeth. Holy perfection.
I'd be thinking his son was an extra, not the star of the movie lol
"My son is in that movie."
This bring back so many memories. I saw ironman when I was homeless. I had a few bucks left with me and my dad was gonna come in the evening after 6 hours or so with his paycheck so we could check into a motel till we could get back on our feet. I had just enough money to buy a couple of sandwiches or buy movie tickets in the immediate front row for cheap. I bought two tickets for back to back shows and watched Ironman for the first time. My first RDJ movie. The moment when Yinsen tells Tony not to waste his life and his intelligence was uplifting. My dad came back in the evening with his paycheck and I was never homeless again.
Price for ticket has triple :o
Just about! Avengers was 3D IMAX and Iron Man was 2D but normal matinees around here are around $10 so definitely doubled!
When I saw Infinity War my Apple Watch alerted me twice that I had an elevated heart rate of above 120 without doing any exercise.
The real reason Thanos needs to fear Ant-Man:
He has an entire army of ants at his disposal, each with their own Thor ax.
A simple post but quite upvote-able.
Half an army of ants you mean
This joke, I like it!
Then I’ll take it off your corpse!
Wow that looks awesome!
How long did it take you to do the face?
Thanku so much ❤️❤️
I always find it interesting how artists use white even though their canvases are generally white. My non-art brain never understands how the art turns out better.