This is gold
Lmao.. now this. This is political humor.
Two memes in one, I like your thinking OP. You gotta ditch that impact font, though.
some meaningless affair
I remember when the entire Republican party freaked out over some meaningless affair.
In fact, they built their entire brand upon the idea that they were in stark contrast to the guy who had the meaningless affair. "The party of family values" promised to bring "honor and integrity" back to the White House, and much was made of the stalwart fidelity of their Presidential candidate in that race.
They even branched out, declaring (as the gay marriage thing gained steam) that "marriage is between one man and one woman." The core of their alleged values was the importance of a monogamous relationship between two people and extramarital sex was right out!
Now, the leader of that same party cheated on his first wife with his second, his second with his third, and has paid at least $300,000 to hide his cheating on that third wife.
Party of family values, my ass.
This needs to focus on the right stuff
You mean like his shitty trade deals?
But Ocasio-Cortez said there are three chambers of government!
Here's the post from last year. He kept it up in his rallies, but once he realized he couldn't talk the Mexican President into lying they were going to pay he changed his tune pretty quick.
Damn I completely missed that, but with all the other lies and bullshit it was easy to do.
“I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done, I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not be a president that takes time off. You don’t have time to take time off."
— Donald Trump
The golf course number is a lot higher
You're right. It's 154 days golfing, all but two of those days at his own courses in two years.
$83 mil of our taxes straight to his pocket and no one gives a fuck.
How old is this pic? He's up over 140 visits to his courses.
for anyone who doesn't get the reference, this was in suffolk county long island new york, without prompting the cops just cheered at the idea of being encouraged to hit someones head
It's uncanny how much Junior actually looks like a cartoon in real life.
really exposes why most cops want to be cops
the power to legally go around and hurt people...well not "people" to them, but "bad guys" ;)
I'm mad erics helmet is not on backwards or something.
Technically, this is a transcript.
I have to do a bunch IT work in my job and I know what he feels like to be asked stupid fucking questions by people who you have no idea on how they got their job. I’ve had CEOs of major companies ask me the dumbest questions and I always think the same thing “how the fuck did you get your job when you are so stupid and have no common sense”.
I lolled @ obligatory "any key" joke
I've been in IT since the early 90s. Things haven't changed. The CIO of the company I worked at "a major technology business specializing in credit reports" so basically a data company had me hard set his password to 123456 with an unlimited expiration date on forced reset.
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
There's probably more common ground to be found between Progressives and Libertarians than many of us tend to realize.
I may not agree with a good 70-80% of the world views I hear from Libertarians I speak with offline, but I can at least have well reasoned, calm and relatively productive conversations with them.
Of course, a lot of these MAGA cretins like to classify themselves as Libertarians, but reveal themselves to be FOX News parrots when you even lightly scratch the surface of their thought process.
We just had a romaine lettuce recall caused by the Trump administration revoking EPA water standards. The E Coli found is not from humans.
Does that mean he will re-shelve books and collect fines for late returns?
Trump supporters: “Trump didn’t do nuffin”
Yay! The redcaps haven’t arrived yet for their auditions to the olympics in mental gymnastics!
runs to heat up popcorn
This should be entertaining! I’ll take bets: first comment is saying how this post isn’t humor.
"He's a good boy, attends Putin's summons every year. He didn't do nuffin"
Yeah, but that fire on their property that one time totally means they burn evidence of her many murders.
Just ignore the Trump Tower fire and the fact that Two Scoops actually fought against having fire sprinklers, that means absolutely nothing.
I’m assuming this in reference to a politician saying Google shows political bias due to the fact that he had to scroll through 4 pages of search results before he found an article that said anything positive about them trying to repeal Obamacare.
It blew my fucking mind that he actually said that.
It blew my fucking mind that he actually said that.
I see your new to the let's-watch-our-geriatric-politicians-yell-at-tech-CEO-about-things-they-don't-understand game. It's not supposed to be a drinking game, but it usually ends up with me drinking the pain away.
Let me ask why my iPhone shows negative results about me to the Google guy