That's a lot to unload here.
I can’t tell if this is one of the best written parodies I’ve ever seen or I really do live in a world where whippet enraged men buy women race horses.
That's the most appropriate made-up name I've ever heard.
At least you know exactly how much piss
I’m impressed that it’s exactly one cup
I wonder if they drank some to even it out I mean it’s too perfect to not have been altered
They should drink more fluids. Far too dark.
I dunno about that. My mom makes enough to afford a bedframe AND pants.
My mom is Jeff Bezos.
Riley Reid is one of those porn stars that I’ve come to know so much through her social media that I’m no longer interested in her actual porn.
Taken more loads than a laundry machine too tho
I'm sure the guy recording this is a hero to those poor fast food workers
If she were being calm about asking for more cheese, that’d be one thing, but I have ZERO problems when assholes get pointed out and laughed at.
This guy is ruthless. But so awesome
that guy is hilarious "...is that all for you?" i died.
id hope people who use meth know what meth is and don't need to see 5 slang terms
You underestimate the power of methheads.
What crack head gives a fuck about teeth?
Many of them. People don't want their teeth to be decaying. Tooth decay is (edit: can be) physically painful, and many people suffer embarrassment and shame when they do not like their own smile.
Be sure to put it in the collection basket at church.
I had some asshole try and tip me with one of those when I was bartending.
I 86d him for tipping with fake money and he threw a fit. The owner came out to see what the problem was, took a look at it and told them to get the fuck out and not come back.
Jesus would hate you tipping with only that.
ooooh yes, do this!
Someone left one of these in our church's offering basket. (We do NOT hand them out, and I think they are kinda disgusting. Reducing the savior of humanity to knock off currency. There's just something gross about that to me. YMMV)
It led to a sermon on society and how until servers are paid a proper wage, it is stealing from the servers to short them like this. It was a good sermon (tied back into bible stuff, but I'm gonna be honest I was more lost in thought about what sort of person does this shit to their server.) but it was kinda preaching to the choir. Literally in the case of some of the congregation. (We're not a rich church, a lot of my church family work in restaurants and other low wage jobs.)
The woman looks so evil
Fecking porch pirates. What assholes.
I just saw this shared on my FB feed by two separate people from high school. Either this is local to me or going very viral.
It's like a real demon possession in progress but also a felony.
His girlfriend is tied up like the last elk he killed. Awesome....
When your girlfriend is a fucking female bathroom sign 😔
downvoted cuz your a fucking cringy idiot.
By the looks of their house they should be able to afford to pay the trash bill instead of dumping their shit...
They are most likely the kind of people who think they’re entitled and don’t have to go through the same disposal routine as everyone else.
(Also, just break down the boxes. I’m sure you could get those to fit in your big can...)
I have done this very thing. I am a home builder, people love to dump their crap at job sites. I took a huge pickup truck load back and dumped it at their driveway entrance- so they couldn’t leave without cleaning it up.
I don't understand this because if you went to the effort to remove the labels, put them in your vehicle, drive and get out and throw them out. It kinda seems easier to properly dispose of them at that point.
I like the one that says "For five dollars more we will print a receipt for the price you told your wife you paid"
This is the kind of stuff people use to stereotype gun owners. Stupid signs like this.
Are they saying they want the second amendment to be conditional? That sounds like an excellent idea.