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Reactive roomba

Reactive roomba

aaaaaaaaaaaa i want it! but wait, am I not a device myself?

on length of writing

on length of writing

There's another version of this that went on about how writing should be about the writer's enjoyment and made some good points and a thought provoking statement, and while I certainly appreciate that, I think this might be my favorite version.

I don't have trouble believkng that California would have a lot of furries

I don't have trouble believkng that California would have a lot of furries

Califurnia

I mean he’s a bear. He clearly has some weight in the commercials and such but I don’t remember how much is just l a r g e b o i and how much is muscle.

Only you can prevent furest fires.

The amount of fires in California only increase Smokey Bear's strength. If we're not careful he will take over the world.

It is a terrible responsibility to have thrust upon you. Also, wouldn't Hades control that?

It is a terrible responsibility to have thrust upon you. Also, wouldn't Hades control that?

Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune*

or Zeus, Hades, Poseidon*

you can't mix this shit

Reverse it and it's a pretty solid /sub/boottoobig

I control the underworld

I control the sky

I control the speed

at which lobsters die

Thor, Neptune, Osiris

b l o c k e d

aces, am i right?

aces, am i right?

if there are four jacks during the showdown, and they have to determine which one has the highest-ranked suit

you could say they're having a jack-off

it’s just a play on words - ace as in the cards (of which there are 4 in a deck) and ace as in asexual.

well. that’s a statement, i guess?

please don’t

https://i.imgur.com/7xjizww.jpg

modern rappers are just customized characters in a cutscene world

modern rappers are just customized characters in a cutscene world

A pedophile

He's just like bart

Wait. What is a 6ix 9ine?

Look silly uh Random settings clicky uh

The Return of the Duck

The Return of the Duck

When did people start typing/writing 'lose' as 'loose'? I didn't see this sh*t before 3 years ago and it's weirdly aggravating every time I see it.

"Watch the budget"

was one of the main rules for this particular production. Apparently, the animation department wasn't doing so well in the 1980s and this movie had to be produced "on the cheap."

I hope they recorded that cause I want to hear it

People type quickly, their brain mixes together words, it happens every once in a while.

Mom of the century!

Mom of the century!

Shoving chocolate eggs in your ass is quite enjoyable. Just wait until they melt.

Crème pie!

What's going on with those notes?

Haaaaa! I just noticed that. Weird.

Well, Geralt is quite good looking

Well, Geralt is quite good looking

35% of Geralt’s hotness comes from his scraggly voice.

Has she tried playing Wii? I'm sure she'd give Matt her seal of approval as well.

To be fair, I do have a fantasy about banging Geralt in a whorehouse while he whispers "winds howling" in my ear

Wind's howling

Now kiss

Now kiss

Am I the only one who read this in the voice of Mikey-Mike Tyson?

"-Now kithh"

I did too lol i thought i was the only one.

“Fight, fight, fight! Kiss, kiss kiss!”

Good good bois

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