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As a kid, I only thought this was funny, but now as an adult, I know how painfully true it is.

As a kid, I only thought this was funny, but now as an adult, I know how painfully true it is.
https://youtu.be/0FuYOGGQXPs

As a kid I thought this scene was funny, but now as an adult I understand the full meaning of the joke.

"Of course I don't love her, it's just snacks."

The best joke in the series is when Hal’s buddies are sitting around throwing out numbers, as in number of times they have sex a week. Guys are saying 3 and 4 and Hal sheepishly says “2.”

They go “you and Lois only have sex twice a week?”

Then Hal grins and goes “oh, a week? Then 14.”

Of course no one believes him, but then Abe says “no, I went on vacation with them. If anything he is underselling himself.”

This goes great with the episode where Hal and Lois can't have sex anymore, so they both become incredibly productive with the value of their house skyrocketing.

That hits home. I wanted to laugh but it was too real.

Not going to lie...the God of War theme on electric cello is pretty badass.

Not going to lie...the God of War theme on electric cello is pretty badass.

Thanks for not going to lie.

I was really worried OP was going to lie to us and say this wasn't badass.

that was better than i actually expected.

still never actually played the game, is it worth checking out?

edit: nevermind, i remember playing the first one a long ass time ago.

My Korean wife who took some cello lessons when younger, just recently has gotten into Tina Guo and I can tell she desperately wants to play cello again. So.. Santa is bringing her a nice Yamaha electric cello, all the cello bits, and a Tina Guo album.

Only think is she almost lost the tip of a finger on her left hand due to a laundry soap making injury (don't use hand blenders, pro tip(less)). Very sensitive.. so got her some protective finger-things.. and hope she can play without too much trouble.

My favorite 'Malcolm in the Middle' cold open: Who wants to make $5?

My favorite 'Malcolm in the Middle' cold open: Who wants to make $5?

I love the one were he forgot Her birthday and he is trying to whisper to the boys for help while “yelling” at them for being terrible sons. Well in Hal fashion he messed up and starts yelling the wrong thing

The best part is how Lois' screams are more and more horrified with every rapidly passing second as Hal's desperation skyrockets.

"oh my god"

"OH my God!"

"OH MY GOD!!!"

Jane Kaczmarek is such a great voice actor, let alone on-screen.

I FORGOT YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY.

-Hal yelp-

Spider scene

I got you

The worst fight in NBA history (Malice at the Palace)

The worst fight in NBA history (Malice at the Palace)

Or

...The best fight.

Bill Burr's

bit about this always cracks me up

This fight is absolutely legendary.

As good as the original footage is, it is very much inferior to the full on 20 minute breakdown analysis that Sportscenter did around a day or two after this occured. They break out the onscreen pen, they show angles that aren't in the original broadcast, the commentary is on another level. I always have a really hard time finding that footage of the actual analysis but it does exist.

Also, if there was ever a topic that should have a full 30 for 30 done on it, it's the Malice in the Palace. I have however believed for some time that this will not occur as there is no way the NBA will ever allow this footage to be licensed as they are constantly wanting to act like this never happened.

I watched that when it was happening live. Fuck Ron Artest.

YouTube's content claim system is out of control

YouTube's content claim system is out of control

Last year I was making some educational nature videos and putting them on YouTube (I'm pretty passionate about wildlife). In one video I filmed a tide pool at the beach, identifying some of the neat little things in it. I was shocked to get a notice that my video has been claimed- this was content I filmed myself with narration over it. The issue was THE SOUND OF THE WAVES. A channel that does "Relaxation Videos" (ie: 'Fall to Sleep with the Sound of Crashing Waves') claimed my audio. I appealed it, and nothing was done. I went as far as going on the Google message boards (not sure if they still exist, but there was a community that had some people who were somehow connected to YouTube who could help get things fixed or answer questions / escalate things to the right department) to try to get help, since YouTube SUCKS at actually assisting their creators- even some of the top YouTubers complain about being able to get things resolved. I was so disheartened and downright drained by the process that I just stopped. Apparently lots of people are/were having issues with the relaxation channels successfully claiming any nature sound as theirs, and happily taking their revenue.

I got claimed by Gregorian chanting or some shit... 'cause the lawnmower and bugs in the distance sound like chanting?

It's all bullshit.

this song

Here's a recent situation that I'm surprised wasn't mentioned in this video. There's this music producer, TheFatRat, who made over 2 years ago now. The song got tens of millions of views, he allowed people to use it as long as they credited him. A few days ago, some slimy fucking company or label or something goes and reuploads his song, removes any reference to him, claims it as their own, and fucking copyright strikes him and won the dispute. Let me reiterate that; some asshole stole this guy's original work, copyright claimed it as their own, and won. In Youtube's eyes, it's their song now. You can find more about it here.

I bet these companies hire people to make bots to "manually claim" videos to get as many claims as possible.

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap

Hey guys, that's my video! I will try to hop on later and answer some questions if you have some (I have to got to work and then get some sleep after the 5am mad edit session). This was one of the hardest builds I've ever done. So many single points of failure in the system so as soon as I got it working something else would fail. In the end it was pretty robust but that's the beauty of the design -> test -> fail -> improve strategy that makes engineering so (eventually) satisfying.

The combination of a fart bomb and a GPS tracker was a very smart - get the thieves to throw the package out the window, then retrieve the package using GPS. I loved that he was able to catch half a dozen people with this thing.

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

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That was a nice touch.

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This might be the most satisfying video of all time.

Animal shelter performs magic for dogs to show off their personalities and help them find a home

Animal shelter performs magic for dogs to show off their personalities and help them find a home

Aww Frankles just wants to be held. Sweet little pup

So many pit bulls. Stupid idiots take these dogs on not realizing their personalities and how much work they take. And then just ditch them. It infuriates me.

Also that third pitty pup who steals his hat looks just like my baby girl Lexis. RIP you are missed my friend.

Bebe is like "I don't have time for this shit"

I like Teragon!

China’s very own Robin Hood, Wong Ching Kit Arrested for throwing money from roof tops。

China’s very own Robin Hood, Wong Ching Kit Arrested for throwing money from roof tops。

First of all, this is in Hong Kong.

Second of all, this guy is a known fraud, not "Robin Hood". This is a publicity stunt for him to drum up interest in cryptocurrency.

Third of all, this post is extremely suspicious. Nobody calls him Robin Hood but the OP himself.

lol look at his post history

didn't know robin hood drove a lambo

SPAM

CHILL

CHILL

How much did those upvotes cost?

Why did i get a notification for this?

It's nice piano but these other comments are clearly fake.

They're not even trying to be authentic. Two of them had a username starting with the same phrase - "sarenajaguar8768".

Creating and escaping an avalanche

Creating and escaping an avalanche

I'm particularly fond of the end screen overlay covering up the clear shot of the avalanche at the end. Quality.

great job youtube keep it up

More like "trying not do die in an avalanche"!

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